Over 10,000 birds a year die because of Windows. Thats why birds prefer to use Macs over PCs.

Pac-Man, Namco's 1979 arcade game, was originally called "Puck Man". The name was changed when they realized that vandals could easily scratch out part of the letter "P" on their machines.

People drank gold powder mixed in with water in medieval Europe to relieve pain from sore limbs...and you thought YOUR perscription drugs were expensive.

A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour. Washington Capitals Defenceman Al Iafrate could shoot a hockey puck 105 mph. Studies show that getting hit by either is not very pleasant.

The average running speed of a hippo is 18-25 mph. The average human running speed is 12 mph. Studies show that if a hippo is chasing you...too bad

A Cityman moves into the country and decides to take up farming.
He goes to the Local game dealer and orders 300 baby Chickens.
A week later he returns and orders 400 baby chickens.
The Next week he returns again and orders 500 baby Chickens
"Wow, your farm business must be thriving" says the game dealer
"Well, not really" says the man "They haven't been Growing...I must be planting them too deep or too far apart"